he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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