I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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