My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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