This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I would fuck him just for his dog
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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