But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
