but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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