fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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