a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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