just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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