Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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