The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
More tranny stories later!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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