If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Someone signed my nipple.
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