His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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