I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
