i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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