FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
it's like heaven, but drunker
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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