Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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