so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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