hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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