After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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