hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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