billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Let's paint friendship bongs
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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