Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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