Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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