Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I didn't shave. On purpose
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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