Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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