when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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