their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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