Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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