I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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