Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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