at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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