If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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