i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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