Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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