I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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