Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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