Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
