You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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