You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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