Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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