you're like a bully in the Christmas story
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
whose ass print is on the piano?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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