dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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