You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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