Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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