Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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