Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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