Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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