your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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