the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
