I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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