Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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