I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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