Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
