I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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