whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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