Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
Randomize
