I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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